Scotty/Chekov → Modern AU
Studying abroad, Chekov meets a very angry Aberdonian man in a cafe in Scotland (shouting about his breakfast, of all things) and suddenly the prospect of returning to cold, Scotty-less Russia sounds like the worst thing that could ever happen to him.
“Oh, go on, say somethin’ in Russian.”
“Never met a Russian person before. Never shagged one either.”
Pavel looked down at the sheets and pondered for a moment before glancing back at Scotty, smiling.
The older man thought seriously, though he did feel utterly turned on by the words, “Hm.”
“You just called me a twat, didn’t yae?”
“More or less.”