it's not about the seats at the show
my fandoms change like every seventeen seconds just ask if you wanna know what my deal is today. i probably have more gears feelings that you. and grunt feelings. and dwalin feelings.
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Scotty/Chekov → Modern AU

Studying abroad, Chekov meets a very angry Aberdonian man in a cafe in Scotland (shouting about his breakfast, of all things) and suddenly the prospect of returning to cold, Scotty-less Russia sounds like the worst thing that could ever happen to him.

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Oh, go on, say somethin’ in Russian.”

Vhy?”

Never met a Russian person before. Never shagged one either.”

Pavel looked down at the sheets and pondered for a moment before glancing back at Scotty, smiling.

вы идиот.

The older man thought seriously, though he did feel utterly turned on by the words, “Hm.”

Yes?”

You just called me a twat, didn’t yae?”

More or less.”

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i miss this blog

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so i think im just gonna make this blog an archive

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spectreconfessions:

It annoys me that there were no gay alien romances for MShep, I couldn’t care less about Kaidan but I’d have taken Wrex, Garrus or Javik in a heartbeat”

19 May 2013
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Dwalin + Thorin War AU

i will literally shit out a walrus and teach it to yodel if you uncrash

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rampaigehalseyface:

seababe:

You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing

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Bitches ain’t shit and they ain’t say nothing
A hundred motherfuckers can’t tell me nothing
I beez in the trap, bee beez in the trap (x)

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lady-z13:

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“The patient appears to be… human.”

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“I’m going to fucking die here.”

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